The other day, the 13 year old says to the 11 year old, “I like the other hamburgers we get so much better than these grass fed ones, because these ones have grass in them.”
The 11 year old responds, “You are an idiot!” (Yes, a proud Mom moment.) She continues, “What do you think happens when cows eat grass? Do you think that the grass explodes from their stomachs and goes into their meat?”
“It’s parsley in these ones. You are such an idiot!” she exclaims.
(Yes, another proud moment, but she totally has a point.)
Forever more, the grass fed beef will be known as ‘grass-filled beef’ in our house.